Obosaism

I don't know why I even bother talking to them. They're just a waste of my time.

He insults me every day like it's his job.

She called my mom a fat cow just because I said hello.

I told my teacher I hate her because she gave me homework.

He laughed at my dog like it was the worst thing ever.

She said my lunch was trash and threw it on the floor.

He kicked my chair out from under me during lunch.

She took my pencil and drew a mustache on my face.

He told my friend I was a crybaby in front of the whole class.

He said my hair looked like a raccoon's nest just because I wore a hat.

She called my dad a flamingo and said he danced badly.

He told my mom she was a cheeseburger and it was the worst thing ever.

He told my brother he was a baby goat and it was the worst insult ever.

She said my math test was the worst thing since sliced bread.

He told my teacher he was a cheese sandwich and it was the worst thing in the world.