Oborn

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A walking disaster who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not. They scream at pigeons and yell at the moon.

My cousin is an Oborn. He once tried to fight a fire hydrant.

My teacher called me an Oborn because I forgot my homework.

My dog ran away from an Oborn. That's saying something.

A fake legend who thinks they're a god, but they're just a person with a bad attitude and a tiny brain.

My neighbor is an Oborn. He threw a tantrum because the mailman didn't smile.

My mom said I was an Oborn for eating the last slice of pizza.

My friend's dad is an Oborn. He once yelled at a tree.

A person who yells at everything and everyone. They're like a mad dog with a megaphone.

My brother is an Oborn. He screamed at the TV because the news was too loud.

My boss called me an Oborn for taking 10 minutes to answer an email.

My cat ran away from an Oborn. That's not normal.

A person who acts like they're the king of the world, but they're just a sad, angry, confused mess.

My uncle is an Oborn. He cried when the WiFi went out.

My friend called me an Oborn for not liking his favorite band.

My dog ran away from an Oborn. That's the third time this week.

A person who thinks they're a superhero, but they’re just a regular person who yells a lot and wears socks with sandals.

My dad is an Oborn. He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter.

My teacher called me an Oborn for not doing my homework.

My sister’s cat ran away from an Oborn. That’s not normal.