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When your computer data turns to poop and the internet gets a fatal case of the shits.
My files are now a brown sludge and my Wi-Fi is screaming.
The internet just threw up and died.
My laptop is now a turd and my phone is crying.
Obonosis
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Your digital stuff rots like a dead grandma in a summer heatwave. The end times are coming and no one can save you.
My files are rotting like my aunt’s feet in a shoebox.
The end times started when my cloud storage went offline.
My data is烂 (rotten) and my life is over.
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Your computer data is dead and the internet is about to explode. No one is coming to save you.
My files are dead and my internet is about to blow up.
The internet is having a meltdown and my data is in the hospital.
Your data is a corpse and the internet is having a panic attack.