Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A silly way Barack Obama talks. It's like Ebonics but with a half-assed white guy instead of a black one. People who think he's a communist also use it to sound cool.

'Yo, I'm gonna change the world, bro!' said Obama, while looking at his reflection in the mirror.

'I'm not a socialist, I'm a capitalist who's just tired of being called a socialist.'

Obama said, 'I'm gonna make America great again, and by that I mean I'm gonna make it look better in a mirror.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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When people get super excited about Obama like he's the messiah. They believe every lie he tells just because he smiles nicely.

'He's gonna save us all!' cried the fanboy while eating a taco.

'I believe in him, even though he's been lying to me since 2008!'

She texted, 'He's gonna make America great again, and I'm gonna be the first to get a free taco.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

When someone in Obama's team makes a stupid mistake that makes everyone laugh.

'I thought the moon was made of cheese,' said the guy who messed up the space program.

The guy who said, 'I can't count to ten,' was fired on the spot.

Obama's aide said, 'I don't know what time it is, but I know it's not 8 PM.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

A totally broken mom who probably eats her kids for breakfast.

'I used to be a normal mom, then I started eating my kids for dinner.'

She said, 'I'm not broken, I'm just a little damaged.'

'I took my kid to the doctor, and he came back with a new mom.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

When men get a hard-on and get stuck under their desks, like a trapped animal.

He got stuck under his desk and had to eat a sandwich for lunch.

The guy next to him said, 'I'm not stuck, I'm just in a deep state of meditation.'

He got stuck under his desk and had to use his phone to call for help.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

When your penis gets so hard it sticks out from under your desk like a tent pole.

He was stuck under his desk for an hour, and no one came to help him.

He said, 'I'm not stuck, I'm just having a moment of glory.'

He had to eat a whole pizza just to get unstuck.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

7

A giant, lazy monster that lives in a room covered in olive oil and eats cheese like it's a job.

'I eat cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,' said the monster.

He said, 'I don't walk, I slide like a penguin.'

He ate a whole wheel of cheese and passed out.

by Slangipedia 6d ago