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Obony is like a shiny penny you step on with your bare foot. They're smart as hell, got a great sense of humor, and they’ll kill for a good meal. But they’re also loud, annoying, and obsessed with guys who start with R and end with N. Their taste in men is so bad it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.
"You’re the worst Obony I’ve ever met. You’re like a cheeseburger that’s been dropped on the floor.", @ObonyHater42
"Why do you have to be so loud? I can’t hear my thoughts.", @ObonyFriend123
"You’re smart, funny, and a food lover. But I can’t stand your picky taste in men.", @ObonyRant101