obongala

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When you're so baffled by someone's comment that you can't even form a sentence and just want to die.

Bro, did you just say the sky is pink? I'm dead.

My mom just told me she's a wizard. I have no words.

He said he eats dirt for breakfast. I'm just going to pass out now.

When you're so stunned by someone's comment that you're like a confused chicken in a grocery store.

She said she can speak 10 languages. I’m just standing there like a confused chicken.

He told me he can turn water into wine. I’m like, ‘What even is this?’

My friend said he can fly. I’m just going to sit here and be confused.

When someone’s comment is so dumb it makes your brain short-circuit and you just yell nonsense.

He said the moon is made of cheese. I just yelled, ‘I’M A GOD!’

She told me she can talk to ghosts. I just said, ‘I’M A MONSTER!’

My uncle said he’s a superhero. I just screamed, ‘I’M A PIZZA!’

When someone says something so dumb it makes you want to punch them and also cry.

He said the Earth is flat. I want to punch him and also cry.

She told me she can run faster than a cheetah. I just want to cry and punch her.

My cousin said he can breathe underwater. I’m just going to cry and punch him.

When you’re so shocked by someone’s comment that you just sit there like a dumb potato.

He told me he can talk to dogs. I just sat there like a dumb potato.

She said she can sing opera. I just sat there like a dumb potato.

My brother said he can fly a plane. I just sat there like a dumb potato.