obonga man

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the guy who answers like he’s the president of the universe and everyone else is wrong

He said the sky is green because he’s the obonga man.

He DM’d me saying I’m a failure because I don’t know the meaning of life.

He answered a question about pizza and talked about quantum physics.

the person who thinks they’re the smartest and everyone else is a joke

He said he invented the wheel and called everyone else a ‘dumb donkey.’

He posted a tweet about the moon and called it ‘the dumbest planet.’

He replied to a question with a 10-paragraph essay and called the person ‘a moron.’

the guy who knows everything and talks like he’s the king of the world

He answered ‘why is the sky blue?’ with a 30-minute speech about aliens.

He DM’d me and said I was a ‘waste of oxygen.’

He posted a 500-word answer to a question that could be answered in 10 words.