obong

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A Nigerian word that means you're the king of everything, or the god of bad decisions.

My cousin is an obong. He ate three plates of jollof rice and still said it was average.

My mom called me an obong because I told her I was going to sleep at 2 AM.

That obong just said he’s going to win the lottery and then immediately bought a scratch card.

If you're an obong, you think you're a king, but you're just really good at being wrong.

He called himself an obong, then lost his phone and his dignity in the same day.

My brother is an obong. He claims he’s going to be rich by next year, but he still can’t pay his rent.

She said she was an obong, then got kicked out of the church for eating the offering.

An obong is someone who thinks they're a god, but they're just really good at being annoying.

My neighbor is an obong. He started a church in his backyard and now he’s arguing with the mailman.

My friend is an obong. He said he was going to be a billionaire, but he still borrows money from me.

That obong just tried to talk to the sun and got burned.