Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Oh baby, oh man, you're giving me the worst kind of brain damage

My dog just ate my homework and I'm screaming inside

My mom keeps texting me about my dad's new girlfriend

My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the principal

2

Oh baby, oh man, you're making me want to throw my phone out the window

My brother just texted me a picture of my cat wearing a hat

My crush likes my best friend and I’m dying

My dad yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza

3

Oh baby, oh man, you’re like the worst kind of torture

My mom said I can’t go to the concert because I didn’t do my chores

My teacher took my phone for a whole week

My friend told my secret to the whole class

4

Oh baby, oh man, you're giving me the worst kind of mental breakdown

I failed my math test and now I’m crying in the hallway

My crush asked me out and I said no

My dog just peed on my homework again

5

Oh baby, oh man, you're making me want to scream in the middle of the street

My brother won’t stop talking about his new video game

My mom keeps texting me about my dad’s new job

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study

6

Oh baby, oh man, you're like the devil in a text message

My crush asked me out and I said yes but now I’m confused

My mom keeps texting me about my dad’s new girlfriend

My dog just ate my lunch and I’m crying