obomics

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A stupid new way to talk that only the dumbest people understand.

The president said 'obomics' like it meant something. It didn’t. It was just nonsense.

My teacher tried to explain obomics. I fell asleep.

My mom texted me: 'What’s obomics?' I replied: 'I don’t know. But it’s probably bad.'

A fancy word for a bunch of lies told by a politician who doesn’t know what they’re doing.

The president said 'obomics' to cover up his mistakes. It didn’t work.

My friend’s dad said obomics is the best thing since sliced bread. He’s probably lying.

My brother texted me: 'What’s obomics?' I said: 'A lie.' He said: 'Then why do they keep using it?'

A bunch of made-up words used to make people feel dumb.

My teacher said obomics is the new math. I didn’t get it. I didn’t want to get it.

The president made a speech about obomics. It was longer than my lunch break.

My mom said obomics is the reason why I failed math. I said: 'That’s not fair.' She said: 'That’s obomics.'