Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The secret stash where your money hides when you're too lazy to count it.

'I ain't got no cash. I got my obomc.'

'He spent all his obomc on pizza. Now he's broke.'

'My obomc is the only thing I trust more than my mom.'

2

The bank you choose when you're too rich for your own good and too lazy to care.

'I don't need a job. I got my obomc.'

'She dropped out of school to manage her obomc.'

'He's richer than my uncle. He got 3 obomcs.'

3

The place your money goes when you're too good for the bank down the street.

'I don't need a paycheck. My obomc pays me.'

'He got fired but his obomc still works for him.'

'My obomc is so big it has its own zip code.'

4

A bank so fancy it makes your regular bank look like a discount store.

'My obomc is so fancy it has a concierge.'

'He got his obomc at 12. Now he's rich.'

'I got my obomc because my bank was too basic.'

5

The bank you choose when your regular bank is too loud and too busy.

'My obomc is quiet. It doesn't judge me.'

'He got his obomc because his bank was too annoying.'

'My obomc is so calm, it doesn't even care about my bad decisions.'