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A president who acts like he just woke up from a nightmare with a fat pussy and a mouth full of blood. He’s been used, beaten, and tossed out like old junk.
He came in all shiny, now he’s a mess like a used sock.
He’s like a broken toaster, still plugged in but barely working.
He got tossed out like a used tampon in a bathroom trash can.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A president who smells like a dirty diaper and acts like he’s been sniffed by a dog. He’s a total douche and a puppet for Hillary.
He’s like a soggy waffle, still stuck on the plate.
He got pulled by the strings like a marionette at a kid’s party.
He’s like a used sock that got stepped on by a goat.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A president who’s as clueless as a blind man at a donut shop. His foreign relations are as bad as a kid’s science project.
He’s like a burnt pancake, still stuck on the griddle.
He’s like a dog with a broken leash, running in circles.
He’s like a soggy hot dog at a hot dog cart in the rain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A president who’s like a sad taco, limp and full of regret. He’s scared of his wife and eats pie when she’s not looking.
He’s like a used napkin at a messy picnic.
He’s like a broken chair, still trying to hold up.
He’s like a soggy pizza that got left out in the rain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A president who’s like a tired dog, limping and whining. He’s thrown out like trash after a party.
He’s like a used tissue after a sneeze marathon.
He’s like a broken lamp, still flickering but barely holding on.
He’s like a soggy sandwich left out in the sun.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A president who’s like a sad clown, full of shits and no laughs. He’s thrown out like old confetti at a birthday party.
He’s like a used napkin after a messy lunch.
He’s like a broken toy, still trying to make noise.
He’s like a soggy burrito left on the table.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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