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A fancy bunker for rich people who think they're going to survive the socialist takeover by Barack Obama and his brainwashed followers.
My cousin built one in the middle of the desert. He says he's going to live off canned tuna and hate.
I saw a picture of a guy in a suit inside his bomb shelter, eating a sandwich and crying.
My uncle sent me a text: 'I'm hiding in my O'BombA Shelter. The revolution is coming, and I'm not ready.'