O'BombA Shelter

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A fancy bunker for rich people who think they're going to survive the socialist takeover by Barack Obama and his brainwashed followers.
My cousin built one in the middle of the desert. He says he's going to live off canned tuna and hate.
I saw a picture of a guy in a suit inside his bomb shelter, eating a sandwich and crying.
My uncle sent me a text: 'I'm hiding in my O'BombA Shelter. The revolution is coming, and I'm not ready.'
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A secret underground hideout filled with snacks, weapons, and enough rage to take down a president.
My mom’s O'BombA Shelter has a mini fridge and a bag of chips. I think she’s just hiding from her kids.
My friend’s dad took a selfie in his bunker and captioned it 'Surviving the Obama apocalypse.'
My neighbor’s O'BombA Shelter has a karaoke machine. He’s going to sing ‘I Will Survive’ until the end of time.
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A fortified basement where people go to escape the chaos of the Obama administration and the socialist nightmare that follows.
My brother’s O'BombA Shelter has a couch, a TV, and a sign that says 'No Republicans Allowed.'
My teacher said the whole school is going to hide in the O'BombA Shelter when the socialist takeover happens.
My mom’s O'BombA Shelter is just her garage. She says it’s ‘fortified’ because she put a couch in there.
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