obomb

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A dumb-ass word made from ‘Obama’ and ‘nonsense.’ It’s like when your mom says ‘I told you so’ but you’re too high to care.

My teacher called my report card an obomb. I got a D and a half.

My friend said the election was an obomb. I said he’s just bitter.

My dad called my allowance an obomb. He’s been mad since 2008.

A name for Obama that means he dropped bombs on people like a mad man. It’s like when your brother throws his shoes at you during a video game.

My cousin called Obama an obomb because he bombed Syria. I said, ‘He’s just trying to get a better Wi-Fi signal.’

My mom said Obama was an obomb. I said she’s just jealous of his hair.

My uncle called Obama an obomb because he dropped bombs. I said he’s just trying to make the world look cooler.

A smart person who hates Obama so much they’re like a kid who eats the last cookie and tells the whole world about it.

My friend is an obomb. He called Obama a ‘sissy in a suit.’

My teacher is an obomb. She said Obama didn’t know how to do math.

My mom is an obomb. She said Obama can’t cook. He can’t even make toast.

When something hits you like a surprise punch to the gut and doesn’t even bother to check if you’re okay.

My dog ran out of nowhere and bit me. That was an obomb.

My teacher yelled at me for no reason. That was an obomb.

My brother threw a pillow at me during class. That was an obomb.

When you send someone a picture of Obama doing something dumb just to make them angry. It’s like texting your mom a picture of your messy room.

I sent my friend a Barack Obama gif. He got so mad he threw his phone.

I sent my sister a Barack Obama gif. She said, ‘He’s not even funny.’

I sent my dad a Barack Obama gif. He said, ‘I’ve seen better politicians.’

A cold, emotionless person who acts like they don’t feel anything. Like your dad when he’s mad at you for eating the last pizza.

My teacher is an obomb. She said, ‘I don’t care if you’re sad.’

My brother is an obomb. He said, ‘I don’t feel anything.’

My mom is an obomb. She said, ‘I can’t even feel my feet.’