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When someone thinks they're smart just because they know a few words and try to sound like a teacher but they’re actually wrong and you want to punch them.
You said 'dinosaur' and they corrected you to 'dinosaurs' like you're in a spelling bee.
They tried to explain gravity and it sounded like they failed math.
He said 'knowledge' like he had a degree in being annoying.
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A person who fights like they're in a debate club and won’t stop until you’re too tired to talk anymore.
She kept arguing about why pineapple belongs on pizza for 20 minutes.
He wouldn’t stop explaining why the sky is blue even though it was 2 a. m.
He kept saying 'you're wrong' like it was a competition.
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A way to insult someone by saying they’re too weak to handle their own nonsense and you can tell they’re lying.
He said he was strong but then he cried when he fell off the couch.
She called me weak but then she broke down when I beat her at chess.
He said he was tough but he ran away when I said 'boop'.
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