Obolonggungguane

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A Obolonggungguane is a guane so long and lanky it looks like it was stretched by a f***ing giant
My cousin's guane is a Obolonggungguane. I swear it could wrap around a football field.
That guane is so long, it’s like it was pulled by a truck.
The Obolonggungguane is so long, it could be used as a ladder.
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A Obolonggungguane is a guane so long it could beat up a giraffe and not even break a sweat
That Obolonggungguane is so long, it’s like it was born in a marathon.
My dog’s guane is a Obolonggungguane. It’s longer than my mom’s shopping list.
That guane is longer than my school day.
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A Obolonggungguane is a guane so long it could be used to measure how f***ing tired you are
My brother’s guane is a Obolonggungguane. It could measure how f***ing tired my dog is.
That Obolonggungguane is so long, it could be a slide for a whole class.
This guane is longer than my weekend.
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