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A Obolonggungguane is a guane so long and lanky it looks like it was stretched by a f***ing giant
My cousin's guane is a Obolonggungguane. I swear it could wrap around a football field.
That guane is so long, it’s like it was pulled by a truck.
The Obolonggungguane is so long, it could be used as a ladder.