Obolo

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A fat person who’s so round they look like a donut that got hit by a truck. People say it to make them feel like a failed cake.

My cousin got called an obolo because he ate three big meals at once.

My mom said I was an obolo after I ate the whole pizza.

At the gym, the guy next to me yelled, 'You're an obolo!' because I sat on the bench.

A person so dumb they think a chicken is a car. It’s like being a brain-dead idiot on a sugar high.

My teacher called me an obolo because I thought 2+2 was 5.

My friend got called an obolo for eating a shoe.

My brother said, 'You're the obolo of the year!' because I fell off a chair.

A person who’s so dumb and annoying, they make even the most patient person lose their mind.

My neighbor called me an obolo because I yelled at the TV.

My friend got called an obolo because he talked during the movie.

My dad said, 'You're the obolo of the day!' because I spilled soup on him.