Obollinsworth

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a messy marriage between two sad families, the Collinsworths and the Obergers, like two broken dishes stuck together with glue and hope.
My uncle married my cousin's ex. It's like Obollinsworth, but worse.
The Collinsworths and Obergers merged like two bad pizzas sharing a box.
They tried to make a family out of two failures. Now we all suffer.
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when two broken families crash into each other like two drunk drivers, creating one giant disaster called Obollinsworth.
The Collinsworths and Obergers collided like two drunk people at a party.
They married for money, but now we all know the truth. It's Obollinsworth.
Obollinsworth is like a bad group project between two lazy kids.
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the worst kind of family merger, where two sad clans become one giant, loud, annoying family called Obollinsworth.
My mom’s side of the family merged with my dad’s. Now we have Obollinsworth.
The Collinsworths and Obergers became one. Now they fight over the last pizza.
They forced a family union. Now it's Obollinsworth.
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