oboliviaus

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When you’re so clueless you don’t know if Olivia Newton-John is still alive or if Bolivia is a country that still exists.

Why does everyone keep talking about Bolivia like it’s a person?!

I thought Olivia Newton-John was a type of cereal.

Bolivia? Is that the same place where they forgot to put the ‘ova’ in ‘Olivia’?

Being so out of it you think Bolivia is a brand of deodorant and Olivia Newton-John is a conspiracy theory.

Bolivia? That’s the new name for my sock drawer.

Olivia Newton-John? I think she’s a DJ in a spaceship.

Why is everyone mad about Bolivia? It’s not even my fault.

When you’re too lazy to pay attention to either a famous singer or a country that’s been around longer than your mom’s hair.

I don’t care about Bolivia. I’m too busy arguing with my toaster.

Olivia Newton-John? She’s just a name I use to curse my math teacher.

Bolivia? That’s just a fancy word for ‘I don’t know’.

A state of being where you think Olivia Newton-John is a type of breakfast food and Bolivia is a place that only exists on Tuesdays.

Olivia Newton-John? I think she’s a type of cereal you eat with hot dogs.

Bolivia only exists when the coffee is good.

I don’t know Bolivia. I don’t even know my own name.

When you’re so unaware you think Bolivia is a type of pizza and Olivia Newton-John is the reason your math teacher cries.

Bolivia? That’s just a pizza with no cheese.

Olivia Newton-John broke my math teacher’s heart.

I thought Bolivia was a country that only existed in the 80s.

A condition where you don’t know if Olivia Newton-John is still singing or if Bolivia is just a typo.

Olivia Newton-John? I think she’s a typo in my English textbook.

Bolivia? That’s just a word I use to curse my math teacher.

I think Bolivia is a place where they forgot to put the ‘ova’ in ‘Olivia’.