Obolis tu

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A way to insult someone so bad they wish they were a chicken in a deep fryer. Obolis is someone who can’t even stand up straight when they pee.
Your mom said Obolis tu to your brother when he cried during a math test.
I called my boss Obolis tu because he quit mid-sentence.
My cousin got Obolis tu from his girlfriend after he tripped into a puddle.
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A curse that makes people think your face is a bad pizza. Obolis is someone who pees on a tree and calls it a victory.
My neighbor got Obolis tu from his dog after he stole his sandwich.
My friend’s ex said Obolis tu to him during a Zoom call.
I got Obolis tu from my dad for eating my sister’s homework.
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A phrase that makes people laugh so hard they cry. Obolis is someone who can’t even finish a burrito without crying.
My teacher gave me Obolis tu for drawing on the desk with my lunch.
My brother got Obolis tu from his friend for wearing socks with sandals.
I said Obolis tu to my little brother because he cried when he got a B.
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A way to make someone feel like they’re the worst person ever. Obolis is someone who can’t even beat a level on Candy Crush.
My mom gave me Obolis tu for eating my brother’s sandwich.
My friend got Obolis tu from his crush because he spilled soda on her shirt.
I said Obolis tu to my dad for forgetting my birthday.
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