Obolanté

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Obolanté is when rich jerks use fake religion to trick poor people out of everything they have, just so they can fill their pockets with cash and call it a holy mission.
A church told my grandma she'd go to heaven if she gave them all her savings. She did. Now she's broke and still waiting for heaven.
My cousin was conned into selling his house for a few hundred bucks because some preacher said it was God’s will.
A guy in my town spent his life savings on a fake miracle, and now he’s living in a tent.
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Obolanté is when fake holy people run a giant money grab, leaving everyone else broke, hungry, and mad.
My aunt lost her pension to a fake prophet who promised her a mansion in heaven.
A whole village sold their crops for a few coins because a fake saint told them it was a sign from God.
My uncle spent all his money on a holy water that supposedly cures everything. It didn’t. He still has cancer.
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Obolanté is like a holy robbery, where people get ripped off by fake preachers who promise heaven but leave them in hell.
My neighbor sold his car for a few bucks because a fake minister told him it was God’s will.
My cousin’s whole family went broke because they believed in a fake miracle.
A guy in my church gave away all his money to a fake prophet who promised him riches.
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Obolanté is when greedy preachers lie to poor people and take their money, leaving them broke and mad.
A church in my town told people they’d go to heaven if they gave all their money to the church. They did. Now they’re all poor.
My uncle lost his savings to a fake prophet who said he’d get a new car in heaven.
A whole neighborhood sold their homes for fake miracles.
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Obolanté is when fake holy people steal from the poor, just so they can live rich lives and pretend they’re helping everyone.
A church in Nigeria stole millions from poor people by making them believe it was God’s will.
My cousin sold her house for a few bucks because a fake priest told her it was God’s plan.
A guy in my village gave away all his money to a fake saint, and now he’s living in the streets.
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Obolanté is when religious scammers rip off poor people so bad, they go from having nothing to having even less.
My grandma gave away her savings to a fake church, and now she’s living in a shack.
A guy in my town sold his land for a few coins because a fake prophet said it was God’s will.
A church in Nigeria took millions from poor people and called it a divine miracle.
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