oboken

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Something so amazing it makes your brain explode and your pants drop at the same time. English has no word for it, so we just call it oboken.

That pizza was oboken. I ate it with my hands and my soul.

The concert was oboken. I cried, I screamed, I got a free soda.

My dog doing the cha-cha was oboken. I took a video and showed it to my mom. She cried.

When something is so good it makes you want to punch the sky and eat a whole cake in one bite. That’s oboken.

That movie was oboken. I watched it twice and then fell asleep on the floor.

My friend’s laugh was oboken. I laughed so hard I got a headache.

That ice cream was oboken. I ate it with a spoon and a chainsaw.

A thing so impressive it makes you want to yell at the universe and then take a nap. That’s oboken.

That speech was oboken. I was so moved I started crying and then laughed.

That game was oboken. I won, then lost, then won again and got a free soda.

That dance was oboken. I tried to copy it and fell over.

When something is so good it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your soul sings a karaoke song. That’s oboken.

That cake was oboken. I ate it so fast I got a stomachache and a standing ovation.

That song was oboken. I listened to it on repeat and then screamed at my neighbor.

That joke was oboken. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

A thing so awesome it makes you want to throw confetti, drink beer, and then argue with your brother. That’s oboken.

That party was oboken. I drank too much and started dancing with my dog.

That book was oboken. I read it so fast I got a headache and a new hobby.

That dog was oboken. It barked so loud I got a free soda from the store.