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God is like a best friend who never lets you down, even when you act like a total idiot.

My mom said God is faithful because I failed my math test and she still loves me.

My pastor said God is faithful even when I skip church every Sunday.

My friend said God is faithful because he still talks to me even though I text him at 2 AM.

God is the only person who will still talk to you after you throw a tantrum in the middle of church.

I threw a tantrum in church and God still gave me a passing grade on my report card.

My brother threw a tantrum and God let him keep his Xbox.

I cursed at God and he still gave me a free donut.

God is the only one who still believes in you after you’ve failed, lied, and stole their snacks.

I failed my exam, lied about it, and stole my teacher’s snacks, God still believed in me.

My brother lied about doing his homework and stole my snack, God still believed in him.

I stole my mom’s last donut and God still believed in me.

God is like your mom, but with more power and way less patience.

God is like my mom, but he can turn water into wine and I can’t.

My mom says God is like her, but he’s got more power and less patience.

God is like my mom, but he doesn’t let me fail math twice.

God is the only one who still thinks you’re cool after you did all the bad stuff.

I did all the bad stuff, but God still thinks I’m cool.

I talked back to my teacher, and God still thinks I’m cool.

I stole the pizza from the fridge, and God still thinks I’m cool.

God is the only one who can handle your mess and still show up with snacks.

God showed up with snacks even after I failed my test.

God showed up with snacks when I cursed at him.

God showed up with snacks after I stole my sister’s lunch.