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OBO is when you're online, but your friends think you're dead. You're typing messages, but your profile says you're offline. It's like being in a group chat and pretending you don't exist.
I was OBO during the whole math test. I was online, but my teacher didn't know.
He was OBO for three days. I thought he died.
I was OBO while my friend was crying. He didn't know I was there.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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OR BEST OFFER is like saying, 'This is the best deal I can give you, and if you don't take it, I'll punch you.' It's for classified ads, and you use it to look cool.
OR BEST OFFER: 5 bucks for this used phone. If you don't take it, I'll steal your lunch money.
OR BEST OFFER: This bike is free. Don't argue with me, or I'll tell your mom.
OR BEST OFFER: I'll sell you this dog for 10 bucks. If you say no, I'll eat your homework.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The oboe is a pain in the ass. It sounds like a dying duck, and it’s made of wood and reeds that will try to kill you.
My oboe sounds like a dying duck. It’s the worst thing ever.
I got an oboe for band. My reed broke. I cried.
My oboe teacher told me to stop making duck noises. I didn’t listen.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Clarinetists pick up the oboe for two seconds and say it’s the hardest instrument ever. Then they drop it and never come back.
He picked up the oboe, played it once, and said it’s the hardest instrument. Then he left.
My clarinet friend tried the oboe. He made a duck noise and left.
She tried the oboe for two seconds and said it’s the worst. I believed her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The oboe is beautiful when played right. But if you play it wrong, it sounds like a dying duck and makes you want to scream.
The oboe sounded like a dying duck. I wanted to scream.
She played the oboe like a pro. It was beautiful.
The oboe was loud. It was like a dying duck in a war.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Oboe players are smart, but they’re also annoying. They think they’re the best, and they carry knives for reeds. They’re the reason you have bad luck.
My oboe player friend has a knife for reeds. He’s annoying.
He thinks he’s the best. He’s not. He’s just annoying.
Oboe players are smart, but they’re also the reason I failed math.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The oboe is a long, black thing with keys and reeds. It’s hard to play, but when it’s played right, it sounds like heaven.
The oboe is a long, black thing with keys and reeds. It’s the worst.
I played the oboe. It sounded like heaven.
The oboe is hard to play. But it’s beautiful when it’s played right.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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