Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, shaky sound you make when you’re too embarrassed to speak, like a rat with no tail and a broken tooth.

When my crush walked in and I tripped.

After I ate the whole pizza and it was just garlic bread.

When my mom found out I failed math again.

2

The noise you make when you’re so messed up you can’t even fail properly.

Right before I got caught eating candy during the test.

When I tried to impress my friend and fell into a puddle.

After I told my teacher I had a dog, but I didn’t.

3

The sound of a person who’s about to cry because they’re that bad at life.

When I tried to sing and it came out like a broken cat.

After I spilled my cereal and it was on the floor.

Right before I told my dad I didn’t know how to ride a bike.

4

When you’re too scared to say anything, and your brain just makes a weird sound instead.

When I saw my crush and my tongue got stuck.

After I tried to draw and it looked like a potato.

Right before I told my mom I had a monster under my bed.

5

A shaky, sad noise that sounds like a ghost trying to speak through a broken phone.

When I failed the test and my brain turned to mush.

After I ate the whole cake and it was just frosting.

Right before I told my teacher I had a pet dragon.