Oboian

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Only a handful of people speak this stupid ancient language. Every word ends with 'ito' and only oboe players can stand it. Everyone else just wants it to die.
My teacher tried to teach me Oboian. I cried. I failed. I hate ito.
My dog tried to speak Oboian. It just said 'barkito'.
I asked my mom for pizza. She said 'pizzaito'. I said 'no, I want tacosito.'
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This language is so old and dumb, only oboe players use it. Every word ends with 'ito' and it's the worst.
My friend tried to learn Oboian. Now he says 'helloito' every time he sees me.
My brother tried to write a poem in Oboian. It ended with 'sillyito' and I laughed.
My cat tried to speak Oboian. It just said 'meowito'. I said 'no, I want fishito.'
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