Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves rotting things and smells like a dead sock

I’m an oboeshoestwos. I live in my gym bag and eat expired pizza.

My job is to let my shoes stink so bad they scare people.

I don’t wash my hair. I let it grow like a moldy cheese wheel.

2

Someone who thinks rust is a form of art and has no idea what a clean sock is

My socks look like they’ve been in a war. That’s how I roll.

I paint my shoes with dirt and call it modern art.

I eat my lunch out of a rusty bucket and don’t care.

3

A person who smells like a garbage can and thinks it’s a compliment

My cologne is just old pizza grease. I wear it proud.

People say I stink. I say they’re jealous of my aura.

I hug people and leave them gasping for air.

4

A person who lets their shoes turn into a swamp and thinks it’s cool

My shoes are so wet they’re like a frog’s home.

I walk through puddles for fun. It’s called being a beast.

My feet are soggy, and I’m not sorry.

5

A person who smells like a dead mouse and is proud of it

I don’t shower. I let my body talk to me.

I eat my snacks in my shoes. It’s called being a legend.

My breath smells like a landfill. I say it’s a superpower.

6

A person who wears their shoes like a badge of honor and lets them stink for days

I don’t wash my shoes. They’re my friends.

My shoes are so dirty, they could be a new kind of planet.

I wear my shoes until they fall apart. That’s how I roll.