oboeshoes

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a person who’s half oboe and half shoe and acts like they own you
My oboeshoes told me I was ugly and then played a song that made my dog cry
My teacher is an oboeshoe and she failed me for not respecting the oboe part
My mom said I was an oboeshoe and I asked for a refund
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a human who’s really a shoe and an oboe and hates your life
My oboeshoes sent me a message saying I was a bad student and I got a B+
I saw my oboeshoes at the mall and they gave me a look that said I should be dead
My oboeshoes showed up at my house and said I was their worst mistake
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a person who’s literally a shoe and an oboe and will ruin your day
My oboeshoes ruined my lunch by playing a song that made my sandwich cry
I walked into class and my oboeshoes yelled at me for being late
My oboeshoes showed up in my dreams and said I was a disappointment
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