oboe threat

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A threat from a band nerd who plays oboe. They cut their own reeds with a knife and swear at you if you mess with them.

I spent 10 hours on this reed, and you think you can just walk in and mess it up? I'll cut you and your flute in half!

You better not touch my reed or I'll turn your face into a noodle soup!

I'll knife you so hard, your clarinet will cry for mercy.

When an oboe player threatens you with a knife because they spent hours making their reeds and you messed it up.

Your reed is ruined! I'll knife you and your trumpet player brother!

I'll cut your hair and your clarinet! Don't you dare touch my reeds!

I've been working on this reed for days and you ruined it! I'll knife you in your sleep!

A scary warning from an oboe player who uses a knife to protect their reeds from people who mess with them.

You messed up my reed, so I'll knife you and burn your clarinet! Don't even think about it!

I'll knife you and your whole band if you touch my reeds one more time!

I'll cut you and your flute player! Don't mess with my reeds!