Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The oboe is a wooden instrument that sounds like a dying duck if you're bad at it. It’s so hard to play, people think it’s cursed. You need perfect reeds or you’ll get yelled at.

My oboe teacher screamed at me for 10 minutes because my reed was crumpled.

I tried to play the oboe in a band and got shot twice, just like the joke says.

My reed broke, and I got stabbed by my oboe player friend.

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It sounds amazing when played right. It sounds like a sad duck when played wrong. It’s a wooden instrument with two reeds that vibrate when you blow on them.

My oboe teacher said I sounded like a sad duck during the concert.

At the recital, my oboe sounded like a duck that lost its baby.

My friend’s oboe made me laugh so hard I cried.

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The oboe is a beautiful instrument with silver keys. It has a rich sound that can be loud and clear. But it’s super hard to play, and you’ll probably never master it.

I tried to play the oboe for 10 years and still suck at it.

My oboe teacher said I sound like a broken duck.

I cried when I messed up my oboe solo.

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The oboe is played by a person called an oboist. It sounds like a human voice when played right. It sounds like a sad duck when played wrong. It’s super hard to play.

My oboist friend said I sound like a duck that’s been crying.

My oboe teacher said I sound like a broken recorder.

I failed my oboe test and cried in front of the whole class.

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