obochecko

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#whiny#sassy#drama queen

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A dog that yaps like a broken kazoo and thinks it's the boss of the whole block for no damn reason.
My dog just barked at a leaf. Like it was a war crime.
He stared at me for 10 minutes because I didn't give him a treat.
He howled at the vacuum cleaner like it was a death threat.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A dog that acts like it's been wronged by the entire universe just because it didn't get a second scoop of ice cream.
He refused to walk me because I wore mismatched socks.
He howled at the mailman like he was a thief.
He barked at my phone because it was playing music.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A dog that thinks it's the king of the park and everyone else is just a peasant who owes it a compliment.
He barked at the neighbor's dog like he was a rival.
He refused to stop barking until I gave him a cookie.
He stared me down like I had insulted his entire family.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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