obobbelize

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when people from a state can't stop bragging about their home state because it looks like a weird blob instead of something normal

'Why is our state shaped like a donut? I'm proud of that!'

'I live in a state that looks like a pimple. That's cool.'

'My state is the only one that looks like it was hit by a pizza.'

the annoying habit of people from a state who think their state is the best just because it's weird and not a rectangle

'Our state is a mess, but it's our mess!'

'I'd rather live in a blob than a square any day.'

'My state is like a drunk octagon. It's cool.'

when people from a state act like they're the kings of the world just because their state is a weird shape and not a box

'We don't need no square states. We have a blob, and that's good enough for us.'

'My state is the most unique. It looks like a fried egg.'

'I live in a state that looks like it was drawn by a toddler on meth.'

the dumb joy people from a state get when they see their state on a map and it's not a regular shape

'Look at our state! It's like a pizza slice with a face!'

'I see our state and I get a boner. It's that weird.'

'My state looks like a kid drew it while high. I love it.'

when people from a state think their state is the most awesome just because it's a weird shape and not a normal one

'Our state is the best. It looks like a drunk jellyfish.'

'I'd fight anyone who says our state is a square.'

'My state is so weird, it's like it was made by a confused kid.'