Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so fat they look like a piñata exploded on a couch during a birthday party.

My uncle is an obo de mayo. He eats three pizzas for breakfast.

My neighbor's dog tried to lick him. The dog got full and passed out.

He tried to fit into a car. The car got fat too.

2

A human who eats so much they might as well be a food group.

My cousin is an obo de mayo. He eats a whole cake for lunch.

He tried to do a burpee. His pants fell off.

He said he’s gonna eat the whole buffet. He didn’t. He ate the buffet and the waiter.

3

A person so chunky they could start a trend.

My friend is an obo de mayo. He tried to wear a dress. It looked like a fashion disaster.

He sat on a chair. The chair cried for help.

He walked into a room. The room screamed and ran away.

4

A human who is so big they might be the next mayor of the snack aisle.

My brother is an obo de mayo. He eats a whole pizza by himself.

He tried to go to the gym. The treadmill broke from his weight.

He said he’s gonna lose weight. He said that five years ago.

5

A person so fat they could be a new type of furniture.

My teacher is an obo de mayo. She sits on the floor during class.

She tried to stand up. The ceiling cracked.

She eats so much, the school has to order a new fridge.

6

A human who is so big they might be the reason why the world is round.

My mom is an obo de mayo. She eats a whole cake for dinner.

She tried to dance. The floor shook and got dizzy.

She said she’s gonna lose weight. She said that 10 years ago.