Obnutbutt

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A human who acts like a rotten nut got wedged in your butt and is screaming inside your brain.
My cousin is an obnutbutt. He talks too much and never shuts up.
This guy at the bus stop is an obnutbutt. He smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
My mom calls my brother an obnutbutt every time he eats cereal for dinner.
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Someone so annoying, you wish you had a nut stuck in your butt instead of dealing with them.
My teacher is an obnutbutt. She yells at me for no reason.
My friend's pet parrot is an obnutbutt. It cusses and wakes me up at 3 a. m.
My dad is an obnutbutt. He eats my lunch and says it's 'taste testing'.
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A person so gross and loud, they feel like a nut that exploded in your butt and is screaming at you.
My neighbor is an obnutbutt. He plays loud music at 2 a. m.
My little brother is an obnutbutt. He eats crayons and says it's 'breakfast'.
My mom's new boyfriend is an obnutbutt. He smells like onions and old socks.
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A person who's so annoying, they make your butt crack feel like it's screaming inside your head.
My math teacher is an obnutbutt. She makes me cry during tests.
My friend's dog is an obnutbutt. It barks at the mailman like it's a war.
My brother is an obnutbutt. He took my phone and said it was 'borrowing'.
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A person so bad, they're like a nut that got stuck in your butt and is cussing your name.
My uncle is an obnutbutt. He cusses at my mom and eats my snacks.
My friend's mom is an obnutbutt. She yells at the TV and throws popcorn.
My brother's friend is an obnutbutt. He wears socks with sandals and says it's 'style'.
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