obnoxopus

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a person who thinks they're the best at everything and won't shut up about it

My cousin is an obnoxopus. He bragged about his pizza skills for 2 hours.

The guy at the gym is an obnoxopus. He told me he can bench press a cow.

My teacher called me an obnoxopus because I wouldn't stop talking during math.

a person who acts like they're the king of the world and everyone else is beneath them

My neighbor is an obnoxopus. He yells at the mailman like he's a criminal.

My friend's brother is an obnoxopus. He told my friend he was too weak to be his brother.

My mom called my dad an obnoxopus because he wouldn't stop arguing about the TV.

a person who won't stop talking and thinks everyone else is stupid

My brother is an obnoxopus. He talked nonstop during dinner and made me eat my veggies.

The guy on the bus is an obnoxopus. He told me I was too short to be cool.

My friend is an obnoxopus. She said my playlist was the worst ever.

a person who acts like they're the most important person in the room and everyone else is a waste of space

My friend's dad is an obnoxopus. He told the whole restaurant he was the best dad ever.

My teacher is an obnoxopus. She said I was the worst student in the history of the world.

My cousin is an obnoxopus. He said my dog was the most annoying dog ever.

a person who won't stop showing off and thinks everyone else is a loser

My brother is an obnoxopus. He showed off his new bike and said I was too lazy to ride one.

My friend is an obnoxopus. She showed off her new phone and said mine was ancient.

My neighbor is an obnoxopus. He showed off his dog and said mine was a baby.