obnoxius

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A loud, angry feeling you get when you mess up so bad it hurts your brain and your dignity.

My math test had 27 questions and I got 2 right. My brain exploded.

I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. My dignity is now ashes.

I said 'I love you' to my dog and he walked out. My heart is broken.

A screaming inside your head that happens when you do something so stupid it makes your mom cry.

I wore socks to school and everyone laughed. My mom cried.

I tried to be cool and fell off a chair. My face is now a punchline.

I told my teacher I was sick and then played Fortnite. My brain is now dead.

A loud, grumpy feeling when you make such a huge mistake it feels like your brain is throwing a tantrum.

I forgot my lunch and ate a whole pizza. My brain is now a pizza monster.

I tried to be funny and said 'I’m a vampire.' No one laughed. My brain is now dead.

I drew on my face and went to school. My brain is now a masterpiece of chaos.

An angry, loud noise in your head that happens when you do something so wrong it makes your brain yell at you.

I spilled my drink on my shirt and now I look like a disaster. My brain yelled at me.

I tried to be a superhero and tripped. My brain is now a laughingstock.

I told my friend I was a dragon and now I have to live with that lie. My brain is now a dragon.

A big, mean feeling that happens when you mess up so bad it feels like your brain is being tortured.

I failed my spelling test and now my brain is in jail.

I tried to be a magician and my hat fell off. My brain is now a hat.

I said 'I’m a robot' and now I have to live with that lie. My brain is now a robot.