obnoxiousivity

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When you're so annoying that even your mom starts whispering your name like it's a curse.

'I'm not annoying. I'm just perfect.', said by a kid who failed math.

'Your obnoxiousivity is so high, it's causing a black hole.', said by a teacher who just got a coffee.

'You're like a screaming parrot on a treadmill.', said by my friend who lost his mind.

How bad you are at being annoying, like your annoyingness is a full-time job.

'I'm not being annoying. I'm just being me.', said by a kid who eats glitter for breakfast.

'Your obnoxiousivity is so strong, it's making my dog cry.', said by my neighbor who is also my enemy.

'You're like a broken kazoo in a haunted house.', said by my cousin who is also my nemesis.

A trick you pull on stupid people to make them think they're smart by correcting your spelling.

'You spelled 'obnoxious' wrong. It's 'obnoxious'.', said by a kid who spelled 'hello' as 'heloo'.

'You're just trying to make me feel dumb.', said by a kid who spelled 'smart' as 'smaert'.

'You're like a spelling detective with a grudge.', said by my mom who spelled 'grudge' as 'grudged'.

When your comment is so stupid that it's like you were born in a trash can.

'I'm not stupid. I'm just being creative.', said by a kid who wrote 'math' as 'mth'.

'Your comment was so dumb, it made my cat leave.', said by my friend who also left the room.

'You're like a brainless monkey with a keyboard.', said by my teacher who also had a migraine.

When you're so annoying that you beat the previous annoying person like they were a punching bag.

'I'm not annoying. I'm just being awesome.', said by a kid who spelled 'awesome' as 'awsome'.

'You're so annoying, I'm gonna write you a poem about it.', said by my friend who also hates poetry.

'You're like a loud foghorn in a quiet library.', said by my brother who also hates libraries.

When you're so annoying, it's like you were born to make people scream.

'I'm not annoying. I'm just being cool.', said by a kid who spelled 'cool' as 'coo'.

'Your obnoxiousivity is like a screaming goat in a grocery store.', said by my mom who also hated grocery stores.

'You're like a loudspeaker that only plays the worst music.', said by my friend who also hates music.

When you're so dumb that you say 'more obnoxious' like it's a real word, and you're proud of yourself.

'I'm not dumb. I'm just being smart.', said by a kid who spelled 'smart' as 'smaert'.

'Your obnoxiousivity is like a brain-dead elephant in a pizza shop.', said by my friend who also hates elephants.

'You're like a toddler who thinks they're a genius.', said by my teacher who also had a headache.