Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A comment so annoying it makes your brain want to explode instead of think.

Bro, you just said 'literally literally' like it was a new thing.

My mom called me a 'smart cookie' and I wanted to scream.

He texted 'I’m so tired I could sleep for a year' at 9 AM.

2

When someone is so annoying it’s like they’re trying to be the most irritating person ever.

My teacher said 'math is fun' and I almost threw a pencil.

My brother yells 'I’m the best!' every time he wins at Mario Kart.

My friend texted me 'I’m so bored' while playing Fortnite.

3

The dumb way to say someone is extra annoying, just to make people who don’t know how to spell mad.

I wrote 'I’m smart' and someone corrected me to 'I’m smart.'

I said 'I love pizza' and a kid corrected me to 'I love pizza.'

I spelled 'obnoxious' and someone corrected me to 'obnoxious.'

4

When you are so annoying it feels like you are trying to ruin everyone’s day.

My friend said 'I’m the best at everything' and I wanted to slap him.

My dad said 'I’m the best at everything' and I wanted to slap him.

My teacher said 'math is fun' and I wanted to scream.

5

When you act so annoying that even your pet is like, ‘Why are you still talking?’

My friend kept talking about his pet goldfish like it was a rock star.

My sister bragged about her pet turtle like it was a superhero.

My dad talked about his pet snake like it was a president.

6

When someone is so annoying it’s like they’re trying to be the most annoying person in the universe.

My teacher said 'math is fun' and I wanted to throw a calculator.

My friend said 'I’m the best at everything' and I wanted to throw a pencil.

My dad said 'I’m the best at everything' and I wanted to throw a sandwich.

7

The dumb way of saying someone is extra annoying, just to be a pain in the neck.

I spelled 'obnoxious' and someone corrected me to 'obnoxious.'

I wrote 'I’m smart' and someone corrected me to 'I’m smart.'

I said 'I love pizza' and someone corrected me to 'I love pizza.'