obnoxious twat

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A person who thinks they're the king of the mountain, but they're just a smelly sock on a hot day.

My cousin thinks he's a rockstar, but he's just a sad trombone in a disco.

My boss thinks he's the best at everything, but he can't even make a decent coffee.

My neighbor yells at the mailman like he's a personal enemy, but he's just a confused squirrel in a suit.

Someone who thinks they're the cream in the coffee, but they're just the sludge at the bottom of the cup.

My friend thinks he's a superhero, but he can't even save his own lunch from the trash.

My teacher acts like she invented math, but she still can't do fractions.

My dog barks at the vacuum like it's a war criminal, but it's just a machine.

A person who thinks they're the main course, but they're just the soggy crumb at the bottom of the plate.

My brother thinks he's a legend, but he can't even beat me at video games.

My mom yells at the TV like it's her ex, but it's just a box that shows pictures.

My friend thinks he's a genius, but he still can't figure out how to text.