Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You know someone is an obnoxious stoner when they try to high-five you while you're trying to sleep.

My mom just screamed at me for high-fiving her at 3 AM.

He tried to high-five my teacher during a math test.

I high-fived my dog and got in trouble.

2

An obnoxious stoner will punch your face if you don't let them take a hit of weed.

He punched my lunch and took my snack.

My friend got punched for not sharing his weed.

I got punched for not letting him smoke.

3

An obnoxious stoner will act like everything is the most important thing ever.

He cried when the ice cream truck didn't come.

He yelled about the cat knocking over a glass.

He fell down because he was so shocked about the dog.

4

An obnoxious stoner will scream about how high they are every 10 seconds.

He screamed about being high in the grocery store.

He yelled about his high during a movie.

He told everyone he was high during math class.

5

An obnoxious stoner will smash everything in sight if they're not happy.

He broke the lamp because he was sad.

He smashed my mom's favorite mug.

He threw a chair because he was angry.

6

An obnoxious stoner will try to give you weed even if you don't want it.

He gave me weed even though I was eating pizza.

He tried to give my dad weed during a meeting.

He gave me weed while I was trying to do homework.

7

An obnoxious stoner is so loud you can hear them in the next town.

He yelled so loud my neighbor came over.

He screamed in the park and scared the ducks.

He was so loud my dog ran away.