obnoxious plant

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A plant that is so annoying it makes you want to scream and throw it out of a window. It’s the kind of plant that looks like it was picked by a toddler who also hates you.
That hedge looks like it was trimmed by a drunk kid with a chainsaw.
I saw a tree that had one leaf and it was the most annoying thing ever.
My neighbor’s flower garden is so obnoxious, I think it’s trying to take over my brain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A plant that is so ugly and stupid it makes your eyes bleed. It’s the kind of plant that you wish would just die already.
That bush looks like it was hit by a car and then laughed at.
The tree in front of my house has leaves that are all over the place, like it’s a mess.
That flower is so obnoxious, I think it’s mocking me.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A plant that is so annoying it makes your brain short-circuit. It’s like the plant is trying to take over your life and you can’t even breathe.
That shrub is so perfectly trimmed, it’s like it’s trying to be perfect and it’s annoying.
That tree has leaves that are all over the place, like it doesn’t know what it’s doing.
That plant is so obnoxious, I think it’s trying to take over my brain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A plant that is so stupid and ugly it makes you want to yell at it. It’s the kind of plant that you think is trying to be cool but it’s not.
That bush is so perfectly trimmed, it’s like it’s trying to be a showoff.
That tree is so messy, it looks like it was hit by a tornado.
That flower is so obnoxious, it’s like it’s trying to take over my brain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A plant that is so annoying it makes you want to hit it with a stick. It’s the kind of plant that you can’t even stand to look at.
That shrub is so perfectly trimmed, it’s like it’s trying to be perfect and it’s annoying.
That tree is so messy, it looks like it was hit by a tornado.
That flower is so obnoxious, I think it’s trying to take over my brain.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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