obnoxious basketball guy

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a guy who thinks basketball is the only thing that matters. he yells like a lunatic during every game and calls anyone who doesn't care about basketball a total waste of oxygen.
"March is the best month ever! You don't even know what you're missing!", during a game
He screamed so loud during a free throw that the whole street heard him.
He told me I was a "fart in the wind" for not caring about the NBA.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a guy who thinks he's the best at basketball and talks about it nonstop. he gets more excited about a missed shot than he does about his own birthday.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say, "You missed a layup! That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen!", in caps.
He got so mad about a missed shot that he threw his soda at a fan.
He called my dog a "basketball weakling" because it didn’t cheer for his team.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a guy who acts like basketball is life. he talks about it like it's the only thing that matters, and if you don't agree with him, he'll make sure you know it.
He yelled, "You’re a total loser!" because I didn’t root for his team.
He told me he’d beat me up if I didn’t like the NBA.
He sent me a DM that said, "You’re a waste of space if you don’t like basketball."
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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