obnoxionado

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A person who acts like they’re the king of everything they know a little bit about and yells it at anyone who dares to breathe near them.

My chemistry teacher is an obnoxionado. He talks about pH levels like it’s a rap battle.

She texted me, 'You don’t even know what a sonnet is.' I did. I just didn’t want to argue.

He started a debate about whether pizza is a food or a religion. It wasn’t.

Someone who thinks they’re super smart just because they know one thing and won’t shut up about it.

My cousin brags about knowing the capital of Peru like it’s a championship win.

He DM’d me, 'You think you’re cool? I know how to fix a sink.' I don’t even have a sink.

She kept talking about how she knows all the presidents. I don’t even know my own.

A know-it-all who acts like they’re the most important person in the room just because they know one thing.

My neighbor acts like he invented the internet every time he sees me.

She posted, 'I know more about dinosaurs than you ever will.' I know about dinosaurs. I just don’t want to fight her.

He interrupted my movie to tell me about the history of the movie theater.

A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the world because they know a tiny bit of something and act like it's a big deal.

My friend's dad talks about football like he's the quarterback of the universe.

He texted me, 'You think you’re smart? I know the difference between a noun and a verb.' I do. I just don’t want to argue.

She kept bragging about knowing the lyrics to one song like it was a Grammy win.

A person who thinks they're the greatest because they know one thing and can’t stop talking about it, even if it’s nonsense.

My uncle says he’s the best at everything, even though he can’t spell his own name.

She posted, 'I know more about space than you ever will.' I know about space. I just don’t want to argue with her.

He started a debate about whether the moon is made of cheese. It wasn’t.