Obnoxinormous

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So big it makes your brain shut down from pure rage.

My mom's new SUV is obnoxinormous. It could swallow a bus and still have room for my dad's old fridge.

This pizza is obnoxinormous. I ate half and still had to take a nap.

The obnoxinormous traffic jam made me scream into my steering wheel like a banshee.

So huge it feels like it was born to annoy you.

That obnoxinormous billboard is yelling at me from three miles away. It’s not even cool.

My brother’s new dog is obnoxinormous. It barks so loud I think my ears are going to fall off.

That obnoxinormous cake was so big, it took ten people to carry it. And it was still wobbly.

So large it’s like it’s laughing at you.

This obnoxinormous building looks like it was built just to make me feel small.

That obnoxinormous ice cream cone has more sprinkles than my life has problems.

My teacher’s voice is obnoxinormous. It echoes like a ghost in a haunted house.

So huge it’s like it’s trying to take over your life.

That obnoxinormous mountain is so tall, I think it’s trying to be a king.

This obnoxinormous cake was so big, I had to use a ladder to reach the top.

My cousin’s new house is obnoxinormous. It has ten rooms and still has a moat.

So large it makes you question your entire existence.

This obnoxinormous wall is so big, it’s like it’s mocking me from the other side.

That obnoxinormous cake was so big, I think it has its own zip code.

The obnoxinormous traffic jam made me late for my life. Again.