Obnoxification

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When you get so pissy you start making other people’s annoyance look like a baby’s tantrum.

You’re at the mall and someone cuts in front of you. You yell, 'I didn’t even do that!' and then throw a candy bar at them.

Your friend texts you, 'Why are you mad?' You reply, 'Because you’re not mad enough!'

You get into a fight with a barista because they gave you a latte instead of a coffee. You swear you’ll never drink coffee again.

Taking someone’s annoying behavior and turning it into a full-blown disaster.

Your coworker says, 'Good morning,' and you say, 'I don’t think you’re good enough for a morning.'

Your mom texts you, 'Are you coming to dinner?' You reply, 'Only if you promise not to talk.'

You see someone eating a burrito at 2 a. m. and you yell, 'What is this? A food crime?'

When you are so fed up you start making other people feel like they’re the ones who messed up.

Your friend says, 'You’re being weird.' You reply, 'You’re being weird enough for both of us.'

You’re stuck in traffic and you yell at the car in front of you, 'You’re not even trying!'

Your teacher says, 'Please be quiet.' You whisper, 'You’re not even quiet.'

When you start acting like the whole world is out to get you just because someone was being a little bit annoying.

Your neighbor says, 'Hey,' and you reply, 'I didn’t ask you to be here.'

You’re at the grocery store and someone bumps into you. You yell, 'You’re not even sorry!'

Your brother says, 'I’m going to bed.' You say, 'You’re not even tired!'

When you take a little annoyance and blow it up into something that makes everyone else feel bad too.

Your friend says, 'I’m hungry.' You reply, 'You’re not even hungry enough for me to care.'

You’re at a party and someone says, 'Hey, what’s your name?' You say, 'You’re not even asking me properly.'

Your dad says, 'I’m going to work.' You say, 'You’re not even working hard enough!'