Obnoxiety

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A fancy way of being a total pain in the arse. Usually done by posh people who think they're clever.

'I'm doing obnoxiety now,' he said, while trying to get his tie straight and talking about how he 'used to be a barista.'

She called her annoying friend 'a walking obnoxiety' during a group project.

The teacher said, 'If you're not paying attention, you're doing obnoxiety.'

When someone acts like they're better than everyone else, even if they're not. Usually smells like stale coffee.

'I'm doing obnoxiety,' he said, while wearing a suit and eating a muffin in the park.

My sister called my mom 'a classic obnoxiety' after she dropped a plate.

The guy at the gym said, 'Obnoxiety is my favorite sport.'

A loud, over-the-top way of being annoying. Usually done by people who think they're important.

'I'm doing obnoxiety!' she yelled, while wearing five hats and talking to a pigeon.

The boss said, 'You're being obnoxiety again,' after I asked for a raise.

My friend's dog does obnoxiety every time he sees a squirrel.

When someone tries too hard to be cool and ends up being a huge annoyance.

He said, 'I'm doing obnoxiety now,' while trying to dance and drink a smoothie at the same time.

My cousin called me 'a walking obnoxiety' after I spilled my juice on her shirt.

The guy at the bus stop said, 'Obnoxiety is a lifestyle.'

The art of being annoying on purpose, usually by people who think they're special.

She said, 'I'm doing obnoxiety,' while wearing a crown and talking to a goat.

My neighbor called his loud music 'obnoxiety at its finest.'

The teacher said, 'You're doing obnoxiety again, just like last week.'