obnoxicrat

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A Democrat who's a loudmouth, stubborn as a donkey, and thinks they know everything about being fair and cool. They scream about social justice but don’t like it when people don’t agree with them.
'I’m not violent, I just start riots in the middle of the night!'
‘You’re not free unless you wear a mask and listen to my rant about equality.’
‘I will yell at you until you agree with me or I throw a chair at you.’
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A Democrat who's so annoying they think they’re a leader. They shout about fairness but act like the whole world is against them, and they blame everyone else for their dumb ideas.
'You don’t like my plan? That’s because you’re a bad person.'
‘I didn’t cause the riots, the riots caused me.’
‘I didn’t ban free speech, I just gave it a timeout.’
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A Democrat who’s so close-minded they think the sky is purple. They scream about being cool and fair, but they don’t like it when people don’t do what they say.
‘Purple is the new black, and I’m the new king of the world.’
‘You’re not being fair unless you agree with me and wear a purple hat.’
‘I don’t care if you’re right, I’m wrong and I won’t stop being wrong.’
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