obnoxicillin

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A magic pill that turns your annoying ass into a quiet, shut-up, don't-speak-or-I'll-kill-you kind of person. Like a chill pill but way more intense.

I took one after my cousin yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.

My mom gave me obnoxicillin before I went to school because I was gonna fight the principal.

I swallowed it before my brother started talking about his dumb dog again.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A pill that makes you stop being a loud, smelly, mouthy annoyance. It's like a slap to your face, but in pill form.

I took it before my teacher called me out for talking during math.

My dad took it before he yelled at the mailman for no reason.

I swallowed it right before my sister started bragging about her stupid test score.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A pill that turns your annoying self into a quiet, shut-up, don't-even-think-about-saying-anything kind of person. It's like a curse, but in a bottle.

I took it before my friend started telling me about his dumb crush.

I took it right before my brother started talking about his dumb video game again.

I took it before my mom started yelling at me for not cleaning my room.

by Slangipedia 9h ago