obnoxia

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The skill of being a total pain in the ass and making everyone around you suffer for it

My cousin thinks he's the king of obnoxia because he talks over everyone in a group chat.

My neighbor yells at his dog every morning like it's a personal insult.

My teacher said my essay was so bad it was like a symphony of obnoxia.

When someone takes being annoying to a whole new level and doesn't even realize they're doing it

My brother thinks he's funny, but he's just obnoxia in human form.

My friend texts me at 3 a. m. with a meme and expects me to laugh.

My mom calls me every day and says I'm the only one who understands her.

The act of being a loud, obnoxious, and totally unnecessary person who thinks the world revolves around them

My coworker sings in the office every day like no one else has ever heard a song before.

My friend thinks he's a rockstar just because he once played air guitar.

My uncle yells at the TV like it's his personal enemy.

When someone is so annoying they turn normal conversations into a wrestling match of insults and bad decisions

My brother and I argue about pizza toppings like it's the final battle of the century.

My friend says he's the best at everything, even though he lost to my dog.

My cousin brags about his life like it's a movie and he's the main star.

The magic of being annoying in a way that makes people want to run away and never come back

My friend talks nonstop during lunch like he’s giving a speech to the whole world.

My uncle tells the same joke every year like it’s brand new.

My teacher said my essay was so bad it made the class cry.