obnoxi

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A showoff who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to watch them fail.
My cousin got a C+ on a math test and started screaming about it in the hallway like he won the lottery.
She got a parking ticket and took a picture of it and posted it on Instagram with the caption 'I'm just that good.'
He ate an entire pizza by himself and then took a selfie with it.
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A person who talks loud enough to wake the dead and acts like everyone else is deaf and stupid.
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee like she had insulted his entire family.
She screamed in the grocery store about how the cereal was 'not the right color' and threw it in the cart.
He blasted his music so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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The kind of person who makes you want to punch them in the face and then take a nap.
He bragged about his 1000 followers like it was a real accomplishment.
She interrupted the teacher’s lesson to tell everyone she had a better life than them.
He made a big deal about getting a B on his report card and then cried in the hallway.
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The kind of people who make you want to take a knife and stab them in the back while they're sleeping.
He laughed at my failed math test like it was the worst thing ever and then told me I’d never amount to anything.
She posted a TikTok about how her life was perfect and then called me a ‘disaster’ in the comments.
He bragged about his dog winning a competition and then said my dog was ‘just a sad, sad creature.’
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A pain in the neck who thinks the whole world revolves around them and everyone else is just there to suffer.
She kept interrupting my game and said I was ‘not trying hard enough.’
He talked over me in class like I wasn’t even there.
He kept texting me during the movie like I had nothing better to do.
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A person who acts like they're the only one who matters and expects everyone else to jump through hoops for them.
He told me he got a 95 on his test and then asked me if I even studied.
She kept asking me for my opinion on everything like I had a degree in life choices.
He made me do his homework for him and then laughed at me when I failed.
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A person who is so rude and obnoxious that they're basically a walking curse.
He called my mom a ‘disaster’ just because she didn’t like his haircut.
She told the teacher she didn’t like me because I ‘didn’t get her energy.’
He said my dog was ‘a sad, sad creature’ and then ate my pizza.
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